Monster Hunter Tuesday Podcast – Broadcast 6

In which we discuss Cory’s wife’s husband, hot bodies, vacation time, and white people horror.

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Hunt Participants:
Derek, the straight man in our comedy quartet, as Kang.
Ella, the hunter female id to Sharieff’s super ego.
Jibbles, a hunter name so stupid it could only be Danny.
Cory, making his much-delayed entrance as MNC Beau.

Hunt Terminology:
“Hit him in the strudel” – A monster stomach punch. Guts = strudel.
“EZ Trap” – A trap provided by the welfare box for hunts, though not necessarily EZ-er than a normal trap.

Hunt Results: Lots of hunts tonight, including three abandoned hunts against the Alatreon, followed by successes against the winged Rathalos, the slippery Royal Ludroth, and one two three whacked Gigginoxes. Gigginoxi. Gigginousages?

Podcast Quotables:
13:28 - “The grand cinnamon roll, the glory of the confectioner’s cabinet at Barnes & Noble has been pillaged, and there are no more.” -Cory
30:27 - “He’d probably yank your balls out through your asshole.” -Danny
40:28 - “Apparently, the undead, werewolves, and ghosts of the world really all just want to come back and have sex with the living.”
1:06:29 - “I am fully aware that I could call you up on Christmas, on your first child’s christening, probably on your wedding night, and get you to join me in a game of anything.”

Games Referenced: Two Worlds, Rage, Ninja Gaiden, Dead Island, Borderlands, Primal Rage, Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker, Metal Gear Solid: HD Collection, Bad Dudes, Karnov, Trojan, Sexy Time Trivia