Science!

WRITER’S NOTES (March 12, 2010)

"Democrats viewpoint of love: a clear and present danger that we must debate immediately, but not legislate due to our incompetance and lack of cohesion. Republicans viewpoint of love: it does not exist, and in the 6000 year history of the world, it has never existed. We resent the overwhelming scientific data indicating otherwise."

- D.H. Sweeney, Minister of Code