Creedweiser

WRITER’S NOTES (November 18, 2009)

"I really wanted to do something for Assassin’s Creed 2, but was stuck on how to make the idea happen. I decided to delve into our ‘much fuller’ archive for some inspiration. After flipping through quite a few comics, I remembered that it has been quite some time since we last saw drunken Dexter. So, I put on my WWDDD? (what would drunken Dexter do?) bracelet and started writing. My first thoughts revolved around Dexter trying to off people from behind all silent-like, but Dexter lacked the dexterity (yuk yuk) to do something like that sober, so I would have to abide another angle. I thought it more interesting to see just how awful I could rejigger the outfit and arm weapon attachments. Other ideas for weaponry included an egg-beater, his teddy bear, a TV remote, and an ashtray, or essentially anything he might find laying about at the time."

- Ben Gray, Minister of Management