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Established by ex-Harvard pirates in 1674, the MNC has been instrumental in the development of many of the subjects on which we have become experts. Though we did not create the "video game," we did contribute to the breakthrough invention of ground. Many houses, apartments, etc., are built on ground, and games played within are made better by its stabilizing "thereness." Also, without ground, pedometers would be useless. I guess we're saying that the Monday Night Crew is the reason why you weren't born spinning through the cold, unyielding vacuum of space.

We're the MNC, and you're welcome.